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So there's this Mexican magician. He says, "now on the count of three I am going to disappear." Uno....Dos....POOF. He left without a TRES. Haaaaaaaaaaa.
A group of college students visited a local farm. After the tour, one of the students said to the farmer, "Your methods are too old fashioned. I'd be surprised if this tree gave you more than twenty pounds of apples this year."
"I'd be surprised, too," said the farmer, "That is an orange tree."
Simba (Lion King) was moving to slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
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ReplyDeleteSo there's this Mexican magician. He says, "now on the count of three I am going to disappear." Uno....Dos....POOF. He left without a TRES. Haaaaaaaaaaa.
ReplyDeleteA group of college students visited a local farm. After the tour, one of the students said to the farmer, "Your methods are too old fashioned. I'd be surprised if this tree gave you more than twenty pounds of apples this year."
ReplyDelete"I'd be surprised, too," said the farmer, "That is an orange tree."
what do you call a mad ginger... gingersnap.
ReplyDelete- Do you know why the ocean is blue?
ReplyDelete- Because fish make blue, blue, blue, blue...